Run #2234 13.03.2023

Triar Fruck is Dun Rootin’ Irish Jigs…

Run #2234 – Monday 13 March 2023
Hares: Triar F & Dun Rootin’
Location: Gympie Terrace

Top of the morning to you! To be sure to be sure, ‘twas an abundance of 42 leprechauns or hashers dressed in green tutus, hair, shirts, hats, socks and looking very green with envy! Despite the forecast for a downpour, they all came out in droves!

It was good to see an extra runner, Lunatic join the very small elite bunch of runners. The trail took us along the Hilton Esplande and passing Turtle’s house that she popped in to get a few things. Perhaps it was to return some books as we passed the Library and through Wallace Park. There were a few on backs, checks and runners and walkers split to ensure the pack kept together. Possum described the mad traffic jam rush of mopeds on the road as Triar F was seen everywhere ensuring we didn’t short cut or miss any trail. Well, Next Week and All Fours missed one particular runners/walkers split, as they followed the sea of green shirts walking along the reserve. They were called back by Groper and Beams only to find it was an on back, back onto the walkers trail! We then skirted through Noosa Waters housing estate to take us back to Gympie Terrace to home!

Groper gave a very concise run report – a very pleasant 5.57km little jaunty around Noosa! Down downs were some green slimy concoction for the returnees: Possum, Insultan (swanning around the countryside doing what retirees do), Mozzie, Haybales (honeymooned in Fiji) and Whistleblower (also holidaying). There were a couple of visitors: Off and On and Lunatic and one virgin: Dee. Possum in true form was trying to teach hashers new songs but it was like talking to a brick wall – perhaps just bang your head against the wall?

Kerfuffle won the Grog Raffle yet again – a bottle of red and a gluten free banana loaf. Again, the beer was redrawn and was won by Dee who declined it and was again redrawn for Screamer who gave the beer to Unremarkable. The free drink prize in the Hash Trash competition was won by Holy Smoke when she recited the secret code: “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts”. Dee, our virgin who made herself come, helped out with cleaning up – a true hasher which we seriously need to get this one on board now!

Thanks to our hares – a fabulous Irish chili con caine was cooked by Dun Rootin’ and trail set by moped Triar F.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

*** Buckets

• It is now the Hares responsibility to ensure they get the bucket to their run. If they cannot, then please arrange for someone to pick up the buckets from the Chief Beer Meister’s home (Weak As – 84 Butler Street, Tewantin) or speak to one of the committee members to assist in organising.
• Hares only need to bring buckets and return to them to Weak As’ home, they do not have to purchase the drinks, stock the fridge, throw out the empties or sell the drinks at the run.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation!

Two Irish lads were working for the local county council. One lad would dig a hole and the other lad would follow him and fill the hole in.

They worked up along one street and then down the other. They then moved to the next street and did the same, working flat out all day without stopping. One lad digging the holes. The other lad filling them in.

A passerby saw what they were doing and was amazed at the hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were at. So, he shouted over to the lad digging the holes, ‘I don’t get it – why do you dig a hole, only for the other lad to fill it in?’

The lad wiped his brow and sighed deeply, ‘Well, I suppose it probably does looks a bit odd. You see, we’re normally a three-man team. But today the lad who plants the trees phoned in sick.”

Hurry, hurry – there’s a limit for 60-70 people max at the venue! Flyer coming soon…

Tshirts: YFront is taking orders for tshirts, but need to know ASAP. Contact: 0408 016 226 or email: ypooj@qldhhh.com.au