Run #2238 – Mixin’ me toasties for Easter

Mixin’ me toasties for Easter

Run #2238 – Monday 10 April 2023
Hare: Wet Check & Kondom
Location: Bli Bli

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest hasher in the Easter Parade… Well there certainly were quite a few bunnies that rocked up but the Easter bonnets was won by Possum and Kaffir in their ‘matchy matchy’ outfits! The run was an earlier start at 4:30pm in Bli Bli but there was only one white rabbit, namely Miss Belinda Snoggs who went to visit a friend in hospital (so she says!). At the start, the hares’ instructions was “something, something, something BIFURCATION”. Why do people think that hashers actually listen to instructions, let alone understand big words like ‘bifurcation’ – otherwise known as a forkin’ the road!

The trail led us onto the Bli Bli Bridge over the Maroochy River and past the Sunshine Castle which is for sale!  We encountered a number of parks: Princess Drive Park, Wharf Road Drainage Reserve, Cutters Ridge Park and of course Muller Park! There were numerous number of checks, on backs, runners and walkers splits to keep us all entertained and together most of the time. There must have been a feeding frenzie in Bli Bli – the mozzies were out in force as Next Week managed to count 80 bites on one shoulder (they apparently managed to bite through his long sleeve top!).

A summarised run report was delivered by Woof Woof, who scored it 2/10 because there was no drink stop. However, do not fear as we had Tailend who kept everyone well lubricated with down down drinks. There were 4 visitors: Honeymoon and Donga from Thailand, Banger (Floosey’s bro) and Miss Belinda Snoggs. Nafa surprised everyone with a new shop he had opened in Bli Bli called ‘Master Baits’ or was it ‘Bait Masters’ for fishing tackle/supplies?! Digit Digester got a down down from Plucker as she got upset that he had taken the front passenger seat of Ma’ Dog’s car.

Banger managed to keep us all entertained with his joke about a poor little bunny (portrayed by All Fours – hopping around) who died and went to heaven after ‘mixin’-me-toasties!’ The raffle was drawn by Honeymoon and it was deservedly won by our DSI – Holy Smoke! Holy Smoke apologises if anyone gets cold symptoms after the hash (too bad, bonus if you get sick!) – she felt better yesterday…

Thanks to our bunnies (hares) Wet Check and Kondom for the Easter run, chocolate eggs and supper (no ham, cheese and onion toastie were served)! May that poor bunny RIP…