Run #2233 – Monday 6 March 2023
You just can’t Hoarder everything until the Tailend of the run…
Run #2233 – Monday 6 March 2023
Hares: Hoarder & Tailend
Location: Noosa District Sports Complex, Tewantin
When All Fours arrived at the start of the run, she was bombarded by the Hare with instructions of the trail. There was something about going to Noosa Banks, a blue sign and a drink stop – what more info do you need? It was soon clear that she hadn’t remembered the crucial bits…
But wait, there’s more (instructions)! The trail markings officially started approximately 500m away by the netball courts. The front runners were ferreting for ages before they found trail onto McKinnon Drive. Nafa as usual, had gone off in the distance leaving Beams, Next Week, All Fours, Lech and a very sprightly Bedspringer following.
Finally, we found the oasis (drink stop) nestled between the houses in the bushy reserve. I think Hoarder was disappointed that All Fours had forgotten that she was meant to mark the trail going into the bush first, then the drink stop. Not to disappoint, the runners still did the bush loop back when they encountered Tailend leading the fast walkers coming in the opposite direction. And soon it was back along the LONG McKinnon Drive home – a hot and steamy 7km run!
The circle had commenced before our visitor, Toucan finally arrived home to a refreshing beer. Scandal had gone on her bike in search of Toucan who was found wandering around the sports complex disorientated and dazzled by all the flood lighting. Scandal had told him to remember the Funeral Parlour for directions home – not sure whether there was a hidden meaning behind that!
Kondom gave a very concise run report. Lech charged All Fours for marking too many arrows going in too many directions – her response was, “It depends on which way you’re facing!”. Reverse and Bedspringer were returnees – Reverse is currently taking it easy having had a penis reduction. Speaking of operations, Boobs is about to go for his 6 million dollar man knee surgery – watch out everyone he’ll be chasing you!
Ma’ Dog told an early St Patrick’s Day Irish joke while Nafa got half way with a joke when he lost the plot and chucked his drink. The Grog Raffle was won by Mother Trucker, which must’ve been rigged as Holy Smoke had said it was a nice drop of Chardy this week!
Many thanks to Hoarder and Tailend for stepping in to be hares this week and cooking a delicious beef stew.