Run: #2247 – Got any POT?!
Date: Monday 12/6/23
Location: Tewantin
Hares: Recharge & GB
A couple of days prior to the Hash, I got a phone call from GB in need of some pot! I did try to explain that I wasn’t a dealer when I realised it wasn’t that sort of pot – it was for the cooking of the curried lentil soup!
With three days of solid rain it wasn’t looking too good for these virgin hares to be setting any trail. Fortunately, the RA made sure the skies cleared up that morning but even that wasn’t good enough for the majority of those slack a*se fair weather hashers – we had a lowish turnout of 22ish hashers (a very imitate group – too bad you missed out!).
We ventured out from Recharge & GB’s abode, across a little bridge in Pine Park, joining back onto the other part of Read St and down Livingstone St. We soon reached Butler St where I had seen an arrow past my house which didn’t go nowhere. Lazy Prick had gone down to Gympie St in search for trail, whereas Kaffir was told it would go past Breathless’ house, took the correct trail down Spinnaker St. We did go past Red Knob’s house on Crank St, then through Goodwin Park to Cullinane St and Werin St. Along George & Moorindil Streets was the Calvary Nursing Home where we came across the runners and walkers split. It would’ve been just a short stroll back for the walkers, whereas the runners went on down Hay St, past On & Off’s house to the magnificent impromptu drink stop at Kaffir’s place. The next hasher’s house we past was Treadie’s then heading down Tait St, through the back of Riverlands Noosa Retirement and back home down Read St.
No name Sue (who got named shortly thereafter) gave the walkers report. She thought it was like a Goldilocks run, as it was not too long, not too short, but just right and scored it an 8.5! Kaffir scored it a 7.5, being a great little run of just over 5km with a few more nocks and crannies than his run last week for Larrikins which was a mammoth 8.5km and of course there was a great drink stop for the runners!
The down downs were:
- Long Prong for impersonating All Fours – having fallen over, he had scars that would have been on his knees but as he wore long compression socks, the scars were about 10cm down from the knees but standing next to All Fours it’s her knee height!
- Drug charges for: GB for not having any ‘pot’ available at the rave; Kaffir being the pot dealer/grower; Recharge & All Fours who were responsible for watering & looking after the pot, let the whole crop die!
- On & Off – she didn’t know what day it was and not realising it was a Hashing night was about to take the dog for a walk when Licorice Nipples reminded her. She prompted shoved the dog back inside the house and came to the hash instead!
- Treadie’s hash challenge for identifying an object made of black spongy rubber with 2 straps that clipped together. There were all sorts of kinky names and suggestions but we still don’t know what it is!
- No name Sue finally got named: ‘Be Prepared’. A few weeks ago she had a handbag that had everything inside but tonight she had a backpack that suggested that she was ‘ready for anything’, ‘has anything you want, just name it’, ‘it’s got everything in there except the kitchen sink’ and apparently you can ‘stay forever young’ by putting weights into your backpack!
The raffle was drawn by our newly named hasher and was won by Mother Trucker.
With the fabulous fire going, we feasted on some YUMMY lentil curried/aroma filled/spicy soup with warmed Turkish baked bread. But wait, there’s MORE – we had Tiramisu for dessert! Thank you so much for your hospitality, food and trail Recharge & GB – no longer virgins!
On On
All Fours